slytherin-stud:

blinkpen:

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

(via laughbitches)

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jealously:

bopeep:

4gifs:

When your significant other is in a bad mood but still loves you.

me!!!!!!!!

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only1600kids:

how to stop a toddler

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hope-is-a-songbird:

she now has an academy award.

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theprhototype:

mrsthirdward:

asexualjesuschrist:

durianseeds:

I can’t believe this isn’t real.

“so articulate,”
“that’s not a compliment.”

soooo true lol

HE SPRAYED HER WITH A WATER BOTTLE
I WANT TO SCREAM

Bitch I’m tryin to help you😭

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zaaxch:

captain-an-apple-a-day:

joshpeck:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

I’ need to go watch The Office again, dammit

God bless America

(via officialfrenchtoast)

surprise-adoption:

Bottle rocket under ice

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