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shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,
This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board
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(via hotboyproblems)
When your significant other is in a bad mood but still loves you.
me!!!!!!!!
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I can’t believe this isn’t real.
“so articulate,”
“that’s not a compliment.”
soooo true lolHE SPRAYED HER WITH A WATER BOTTLE
I WANT TO SCREAMBitch I’m tryin to help you😭
(via spongebobssquarepants)
that all happened in under 2 minutes
this is honestly a spiritual experience
I’ need to go watch The Office again, dammit
God bless America
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